Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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