i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
