Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Success! We fucked roommates!
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