Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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