Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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