I'm jealous of your bromance
Pants 0. Shit 1.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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