yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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