remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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