redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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