im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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