Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
