Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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