just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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