some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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