AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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