Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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