She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
honey bunches of taint.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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