My first STD was from a foam party
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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