what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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