Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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