porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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