you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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