do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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