why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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