So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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