But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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