Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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