So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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