I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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