i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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MIDGETS
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He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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