we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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