We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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