Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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