I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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