Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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