My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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