Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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