There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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