yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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