ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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