gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize