Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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