At least make sure they are 18
Why
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
