I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dear god my vagina.
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