Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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