doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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