Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You took a bar mat shot.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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