im drinking this country out of the recession.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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