Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And the cops told us we were all naked.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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