I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We named our party play list daddy issues
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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