I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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