Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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