at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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